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Welcome!
Thanks for stopping by! If you think this looks like a demo page for a website template, that’s because it is. Who in their right mind leaves the demo images in a website template? No one. So you probably haven’t seen these before.
Besides, It was a fairly descent design, and I couldn’t bring myself to mess up a good thing. I did, however, change the text so it’s relevant to what we can do together.
Attract Elephants, not Chickens
You might think I just wanted you to see a cool picture of an elephant. Sure, I’m happy to share, but the real reason this is here is because it’s part of the example home page on the website template I’m using.
Elephants supposedly never forget. And speaking of memory, there are a lot of monkeys in the jungle and they all have a website, so let’s build something for you that stands out from the clutter, something that will help everyone remember you.
Now for some trivia.
About 80 Million years ago, the genetic linage of elephants split from primates. The tree shrew is considered our nearest common ancestor. It is believed that 50-60 million years ago, Moeritheriums, approximately the size of current day pigs, were the roots from which the proboscideans evolved. (source)
A Bridge Worth Crossing
If you enjoy being terrified by the very real risk of plummeting to your death on the jagged rocks hundreds of feet below, this might be a location you’d enjoy visiting. Alternatively, if you have been struggling with constipation and have found laxatives ineffective, this just might be a destination for you.
In reality, this type of bridge is relatively safe. I would have chosen a photograph of a flimsy rope bridge spanning a large expanse, but this is the image provided in the template’s example home page.
If you want to cross a bridge that will make you cry for your mommy, take a trip to Borit Lake in Pakistan and cross the Hussaini. Check it out here.
Let’s build a much safer bridge together — a bridge that connects you with others who will purchase your products or services, read or watch your messages or works of visual or audio art, or collaborate with your passions.
Nestled in the Heart of Nature…
…is natural stuff. Like the objects captured in these obviously Photoshopped images. And also nestled in that heart is the technology upon which we have come to so heavily rely. We are, after all, nature. And we create things using other naturally-occurring elements. If we modify those elements into something supposedly unnatural, it is nature doing so.
Let’s work together to create that space in the natural world that is uniquely yours.
Escape the Monotony…
…by looking at these pictures. And by reading these random paragraphs. And by diving unrestricted into your goals, your aspirations, your dreams, or whatever else you’d like to accomplish online. I’m here for you. Let’s get it done!
EXAMPLE PRICES
Check back later, or send me a message and I’ll give you a quote.
Also, IGNORE THE PICTURES. I don’t run a hotel.
Website Development
Based on Project Specs
Proofreading
Based on Various Factors
Music Production
Your Firstborn
But Wait! There’s More!
Mini bar • LED TV • Safe • Rain Shower • Arm chairs & Sofa • Air Conditioning • Free WIFI • Mountain Views • All for the price of wherever you find this stuff for rent!
GALLERY
If you’re bored, click one of these random image to view at full size.
CONTACT ME TO GET STARTED!
Let me know what you’d like to bring to life, and we’ll work together to make it a reality!